What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the irony of life according to you?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

Do humans know everything they need to know?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper